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Nevermind all the ridiculous high waisted, thirty-button, non-practical clothes i would never wear (i pretty much...
I had a bunch of people ask me for a review of Yogi Green Tea Blueberry Slim Life when I posted it for my drink of the day on Saturday.
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got bored, re-ombre’d my hair. (Taken with instagram)
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Talk about unfortunate timing. (Or fortunate, depending who you’re asking.)
Tonight was Disney on Ice: Mickey & Minnie’s Magical Journey with my mom, sister, and goddaughter. The show was really good!
Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, & Goofy were kind of the emcees of the night. First up was the Lion King. It started with young Simba & Nala, and transitioned to grown-up Simba & Nala in the middle of “I Just Can’t Wait to be King” (as it should.) There was no Scar or hyenas, which I was thankful for because it would have scared the bajeeziz out of my niece (she was already a bit off-put by Rafiki and was telling us 5 minutes in that she wanted to go home. She warmed up by the end of the first song.)
Next came The Little Mermaid. As you can see above, she got her legs! Ursula & her Poopsies did make an appearance, and, although Alexis was a bit trepidatious at first, she then realized that Ursula is just a big “occa-pus,” and stopped being scared.
Lilo & Stitch was after The Little Mermaid. I had forgotten how much that movie makes me cry. They did a really good job of putting everything Hawaiian on ice. My favorite was that all of their ice skates were made to look like each character’s actual footwear. Therefore, Lilo & David Kawena had flip flops painted onto the boots of their skates!
After a 15-20 minute intermission, in which the zamboni thoroughly entertained my niece, the Mickey Mouse gang came back out with a Bobby and other “Brits” for a rendition of “It’s A Jolly `oliday” with Mickey, I think they sang. It was immediately followed by the story of Peter Pan. My favorite thing about this part was that Tinkerbell’s want actually sprinkled pixie dust! I’m a sucker for glitter, so I was naturally awe-struck by this.
Thank God I have a little kids in my life that I can treat to Disney on Ice performances. It gives me 100% legit reason to go and not look like the creepy lady who’s there with no kids.
Only caveat: they were not serving beer. My sister & I like to drink in the oddest places. We had beers at the Hannah Montana concert a few years ago, and were hoping to do the same at Disney on Ice. Oh well.